I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he shaved USA in his pubs
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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