we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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