I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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