he wants to bone in the snuggie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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