Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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