Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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