i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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