I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you traded sex for a burrito?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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