i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
