If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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