Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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