it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's like iHOP with fire
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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