And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
