I love black thongs
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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