What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Shame - the story of my life.
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