If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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