I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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