I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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