Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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