Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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