names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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