and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
