Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You've changed since you got that strap on
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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