i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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