oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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