How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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