Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Quick, to the slutcave!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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