what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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