Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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