This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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