we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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