is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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