I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I cockslap morals
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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