There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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