Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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