after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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