Swine flu. Run for my life!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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