There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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