Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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