People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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