I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Less talking, more tequila
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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