How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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