So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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