Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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