He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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