I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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