your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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