i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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