so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The ass gains better be worth it
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