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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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