dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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