i think i have herpe
just one?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
