I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
