omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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