I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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