You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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