But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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