I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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